Can You Just Imagine

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CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE ?

Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband, Doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.

The woman immediately started taking off her jeans and underwear. Doc shocked said: “No! No! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue…”

#LMAO

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